Haha you think so, huh? I guess I kinda must if I keep putting up with it and loving the shit out of you anyway :P
Nope, that's not happening. Last year was...fucked up and I'm not doin' it. Unless putting on your clothes and braiding a piece of my hair and going as you counts ...yeesh, actually that might be just as bad as the dominatrix, though, good God.