Nate - telepathically I think you and I both know very well that my future depends entirely on the whims of a Biblical Seal, but that doesn't mean I plan on squandering any of it worrying about that, you know? You have a future here too, Nate, and it's different than those stupid comics. You can be happy here.
I don't, you're right [sheepish laughter] But I'd love to know how so I can do it on purpose once in a while.
If that wasn't so clearly rhetorical, I'd start listing off all the reasons right now. I'm sure; I already sent him a note and dropped Shay a line to take Zeus out in the morning. I'm already here waiting for you.