This place has an actual Famine. People are still starving here and around the world. This place has a War. Guess what? You got it. There are wars. The world will go on turning even if these guys are dead. Though he gets bonus points for clues and open communication...and apparently for wanting to do all of this behind Lucifer's back.
...did you really just write a letter to death? You're amazing. I enjoy you on painkillers.