Charley
Or, you could just come over sometime and we can watch the Star Trek movie. You play Chekhov. It's fucking adorable, really.
Oh, I'm well aware. They're all fucking fantastic. Better in person. And there's people from fucking everywhere here. We've got fucking Batman and Sherlock Holmes . I could introduce you to Batgirl, if you like. Or Rose Tyler (she's a great kisser btw). Or Lois Lane. I go out drinking all the time with Tom fucking Sawyer. ...and the Robins seem to enjoy threatening me. I could go on, but I think you get the picture.