Filtered against those with bad intentions
I'm about to offer something that is frowned on but it seemed like an appropriate time, this once. Or at least my parents frowned on some of my breakfast choices. With the existance of certain types of pancakes, it's a grey area.
I made homemade chocolate chip cookies. For breakfast. There are plenty to go around because the recipe forgot to mention it was pretty close to bulk size servings.
So if you're feeling rebellious, they're on cooling racks down in the kitchen.