And you have two kids. Dad and mum make you and aunt Mione my godparents. Beats him and beats him good. That rubbish about him dying? He did die but not really, he comes back and he finishes the job. Well and good. Teach her to mock my Nana.
Fred does die. Uncle Percy comes back, you lot forgive him. He names a girl after Nan. I'm the oldest of three. Lils is my baby sister. And Al looks just like dad. You believe us?