Nobody's parents are hippie enough for that one, huh? You might be right. Epiphany? That's a nice name. Very memorable. So you and the kid seem to know a lot about what's going on here. I'm gonna guess you're not native?
He's Hercules' buttmonkey and some kind of epic superhero fanboy. He also has absolutely no concept of why it might be a bad idea to randomly teleport people around without warning during a crisis. ...Whoa, hang on a second. Lucifer as in the devil? That one?