Filtered to Hermione and Scorpius
Reminders because I'm paranoid:
1.) No magic in the house when the boys are awake. 2.) Bed time is 8:30. 3.) No parties. 4.) ...actually, just no magic in the house until I'm home. 5.) Every other night baths because Conner's skin gets really dry otherwise and Squishy Baff only every other bath because it's a bitch to drain. 6.) Hermione, please use my bedroom because that's where they'll go reflexively if they wake up in the middle of the night (and they will, at least once or twice) 6.) Scorpius, you know where we keep the spare sheets in case Hermione needs them; please help her out if there's anything I haven't already shown her or that she hasn't already encountered around the house. 7.) Feel free to take them swimming whenever, but life jackets unless you're in the pool with them...in which case they can have their swimmies instead. 8.) Prim and Ben are usually good for last minute babysitting if you both find yourselves in need of a break at the same time. Please ask Ben first. 9.) Batman's headquarters is hooked directly by comm link on the phone (dial out with the code on the emergency numbers on the fridge) or on the bracelet I left on my dresser. Call Connor Temple if you have any issues with the cameras or technical security; Dean Winchester if there seems to be any issues with the wards. 10.) If you need anything while I'm gone, I'll have my phone on me all day and night.
There's $500 in the safe downstairs if you guys need anything or want to order out instead of cooking (because again, no magic in the house...I feel like I can't emphasize this enough). Scorpius knows the combination.
I owe you both, especially Hermione...start thinking of how I can make it up to you when I get back. You know, within reason and all that.
[Hermione] I mean it when I say if you guys need a break, you can touch base with Ben or Prim...a week straight sounds like a little, but after a couple of days, you'll see why I hired you to give me some Darcy time, trust me.