I already got the scoop on Superman, but Clark says I'm not allowed to print it because everyone here already knows it and we kind of want to keep it on the down low that the real heroes from comic books are flying around Lawrence. Plus we get enough Lois and Clark jokes at the office without them knowing we're actually the ones they're teasing us about.
Not to mention I already know quite a few of the heroes running/flying/whatevering around here. And no one really wants to print anything about the demons or other crap that happens. Doesn't mean I can't dig into all the normal, human corruption that happens no matter the city.