Oh my god internet. And cold Mountain Dew. Oh, it's been way, way too long.
Anyway, uh. Hi. I'm Columbus and I just showed up earlier today and I'm glad to see the world hasn't actually ended yet or anything, even though I hear it's sort of on it's way? Yeah, I can tell you first hand, the end of the world isn't fun. Even if you don't like people, it really sucks when pretty much everyone's gone. And it makes you think of simpler times, with fireflies, cold Mountain Dew, and internet.
Oh and has anyone come across anyone named Wichita, Little Rock, or Tallahassee?