You're not alone there. I mean, I have a reason for being in America, but Kansas? No way. Unless I decided to take a vacation and then fell off a roof and hit my head and promptly forgot all about my lame vacation to Kansas.
Okaaay. Wow. That's a little intense. But I can maybe believe it. Is it insane that I can maybe believe it? It is. It's insane. Do you know where you're at? Maybe we should go there? I could come get you if you want.