Bruce
Bruce! I'm disappointed at you, throwing insults so freely.
Oh I know how it all works now. And you would have been my bodyguard? It's sweet you think I'd need one.
Don't be. For a start, your assuming what we do is evil. We *manage*, Bruce. Lawrence would be a hundred times worse if it wasn't for the Moriartys. They go too far, we smack them down, darling. And we do it better than you; in my time the reported crime rate is minimal. Did you ever get Gotham to an acceptable level, hmm? Oh I know you want to stop crime altogether, but logic dictates that's simply not possible. And I think you know that.
Oh, and Bats? The Batputer is at home, so don't bother trying to track it. I turned up here a little...dressed down, shall we say, so didn't have it on me. Sorry to spoil your fun!