A new television and its accessories, an assortment of DVDs, and a surround sound system, complete with Geek Squad employees to set it all up. Then, some new furniture, and multiple boxes of clothes suiting the styles of each twin.
Also, an iPad2 for each twin and a card that says:
Boys, I'm sorry that with all the crazy and the fact that you came in a couple of days after it, I missed your birthday. I am so proud of what you grew up to become and I love you both so much. Dinner tonight on me and then, enjoy your new digs...just don't burn the place down. Love you, Mom
Lastly, there's a note on each boy's iPad2 specifically for him:
Clark's - Best of luck with Ismara; Just remember everything I hope I taught you about women and, don't hurt her. You're officially un-grounded. Please don't make me regret that. Also, apologize to Sam and Ruby for teaching their daughter "fuckbuckets"...not cool, baby, not cool.
Conner's - Try again with Rae. You're perfect for one another. I whole-heartedly approve, I'm just saying, baby.
[Ben] Could you watch the little ones for a couple of hours tonight so that I can take the older twins out to dinner for their birthday, please? I missed it with all the crazy...