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Wrist-deep in the guts of one Pvt. Colin J. McMahon, who you might recall in our time is Gen. Colin J. McMahon. I thought scarring the bastard's face was the best I could do but goddamn if I didn't pwn that one-eyed bitch temporally!
Oh, you mean geographically? Uh, Topeka. I think. I'll be honest, I lost track after dragging the illustrious general behind the Olds I stole. You know how much having fun distracts me!