Parents
Thanks for the gift certificate, Dad. We'll probably need it soon since I just blew up the kitchen in my apartment trying to make cookies
I just wanted to let you guys know in non-post-it form, look, I'm growing and maturing that I might feel really far away in the Force tonight. Kon and I are going somewhere for a date, and the only hint I have so far is that it'll be cold.
Anyway, have a good Valentine's Day! That I do not want to hear about ever