Okay I know this is going to sound crazy, I thought I was crazy too, but we're in Kansas in the middle of the Apocalypse. Yes, the biblical Apocalypse with Lucifer and angels and the whole thing. And the real kicker? We aren't in our own world anymore. This is Earth, but it's a different Earth where we don't exist technically so most of us here have fake IDs to get around in day-to-day life. And the WORST part is this place has NO CAF-POW. I make my own.