Harley
Sweetie, in her movie, she literally marries a dude she's known for four days after leaving her entire life behind to pursue him upon seeing his face the first damn time. She's not all there like a normal person when it comes to love, Harley. She thought he was, apparently. I think she's nuts, but then again...Disney was never one of my favorites growing up.
Sounds like a plan :) Bring snackage and I'll make sure I have some, too. You and and deserve a pity party, even if you don't know it yet