And I'm from something called a "comic book." You're in an alternate reality hon. Down is up, real is fake, and you might just be from a story. Also that stuff about the devil, still true.
Uh huh. Wanted friends? Well I doubt I care much about whatever you're caught up in, but I get it. I thought they were wanted, I wouldn't say a word about my crew either. If they're here you'll find them easy enough, we're an insular little community of reality displaced freaks.
I'm Deliah Blue. Good luck finding your friends, you let me know when you want that safe house.