Rex was like that. We'd get sent out on a call and come back and find he'd gotten bored while we were gone. Abby would defend him and be all 'oh he's just doing what nature tells him' and I'd glare and hold up ___ chewed up item.
That's kind of insane, you know. Like I have to tell you. This one won't go, I promise. The even ones you're giving me advice like 'eat a cheeseburger, it'll be better then'.