Rachel Berry! We have Rachel Berry! Only a handful more and In appropriate, Kimmy
It sucks ass finding out you're "fictional" huh? I can't decide if I'd rather have found out the way I did...or by stumbling upon it on Google or HBO or something. Welcome to the club, hon. I'm Kimberly, nice to meet you.
On the bright side, I bet you were alive before you showed up here. Try and think positive. There's way worse things, trust me.