I'm so sorry to hear that :( I don't know what religious is...but it doesn't sound very nice... Yeah, swimming is totally easy. I can definitely show you. Just tell me where and when :) It's a little cold out, though...and I didn't see the ocean on any of the horizons, so I'm not sure where I could show you...
Nice to meet you. I don't think you're a freak at all, I like it a lot :) You remind me of home. Friends?