A state is... like a piece of land. A territory-mark that's... a thing, I don't know how to explain it. Google, it's your friend.
...corn is a vegetable. HOw do you not know what corn is? Also, if you've met people walking on four legs being all hairy and slobbery you seriously need to tell me where that was so I can avoid the hell out of that area.
Uh, right. Thanks? I don't swing that way either. Plus even if I did you're way too sweet and I'd end up killing you eventually if we were together, if you didn't stop being so aggressively nice. So, no, definitely no 'true love kissing' happening around here.
But, hey, maybe the seal broke your contract. You might be fine. No kissing involved. Sometimes that stuff happens.
You're weird, you know that? What are you, some Disney movie charac Shit, no way ...you said your name is Ariel, right?