Sam. I have lived in the 21st century for almost a year now. Of course I can text. I haven't found where you sign your name yet, and I wish there was a separate field at the top to enter the person's name so you didn't have to hit the space key a bunch of times to get it to look right, but otherwise I bet I text just as well as you.
Not a fan then? I thought if any of us were city people you would be.