Darcy
Being cool is vastly overrated. Particularly when you consider who you're talking about!
Not a problem. I'm picking it up pretty quickly, to be honest.
And I wouldn't dream of telling! Ethan? As in, that Ethan? I think they sound wonderful. I don't know that I could name my children after people I knew, but I'm sure they'll be honoured just the same. They're very distinguished!