Kon
It'll be an epic quest. They'll write songs about it, and I will do a shadow puppet rendition. While wearing my blue shirt. Seriously
I can't speak for this Tess person, I've never met her, but you know Clark just wants to make sure you're okay. This is his version of waking you up in the night because he's freaked out (which he is not allowed to actually start doing, by the way, because privacy is great). Maybe he's not wrong to be worried, but I promise I won't grill you about it. We'll go back to school tomorrow and things can just be as normal as they ever are for us.