Doctor
No, no, you misunderstand. I wouldn't have to deal with them directly at all. Them just existing here will cause, if I'm not mistaken in my prior research, a flux of sulfuric residue and electromagnetic energy in the air. Believe me, I've no intention of having any direct contact of any kind, nor would I endanger any others by drawing them in. It's already there and if we can drain them of it, then they become less of a threat to society and we can harness their power for something good. They wouldn't even notice until it was too late, because it'd be so gradual. It would take years. It couldn't possibly go wrong Why doesn't anyone appreciate Now you're sounding a bit like a dad...
The problem is, Doctor...I'm aching to use my skills to do something useful for Lawrence since I'm stuck here because I can't just sit around. I'm not smart about fighting and whatever, like someone mentioned to me...and I'm exceptionally bored. I've already done everything I can think of but it's all things I've done before. I've built a lab and I've already made an animal thought translator. I need something else to do, I'm chomping at the bit and no one's mentioned anything that grabs me as something that needs to be done...except, you know, the demon problem.