1. I woke up in the Malfoy mansion. 2. I was told that I was a bloody Malfoy. 3. I found out my MUM MARRIED LUCIUS FUCKING MALFOY. 4. I finally got the chance to see Harry, Hermione, and the rest of my friends and family again, only to find that Harry and Hermione hated me and my family didn't even exist. 5. I WAS A MALFOY.