If this is a political kidnapping then it is as bizarre as it is unwise, and while I have no difficulty in believing that someone could be this unwise I am rather thrown by the sheer incongruity of many of its elements. Still, I am at a loss as to why else so many people of stature would be abducted and brought to this "Kansas."
In either case, I am Queen Mother of the Hapes Consortium and if anyone has an explanation for this situation you should step forward to voice it immediately.