Hey, hi, sorry this must be kind of confusing. As you've probably guessed, you look exactly like someone most of us know. You also have one of the same names. But you are clearly not him. We're as confused here as you are, so maybe we should all just take a deep breath, compare some notes, and try to figure this out?
My name's Allana, what's the last thing that was going on for you before you came here?