Glin
Did you know that there's a version of this...story(?) where Elphaba and I have an illegitimate child while I'm married to another woman? First of all...me marrying, not happening unless I have a say in (which as I understand I didn't) and second I HAVE OTHER KIDS WITH THAT OTHER WOMAN. THREE OF THEM IN FACT.
I swear to the unnamed god I dunno what I'll do if someone shows up calling me 'Daddy'. Or that wife? I feel like life was easier in Oz. Sure, I was wanted dead there at the end but it was easier.