Puck
Actually, that's not a bad point. You wouldn't know...but I would and I wouldn't be wasting my time striking a deal when I could make you forget you ever even talked to me, so...
I wouldn't have to snap my fingers, man, and that would be kind of amusing, but I don't use it unless I need it and I'm broke with no skills, so I kinda need it in this case. Sorry about your pal Mickey, though. He's gonna wonder where all his shit went.