That is not what you have previously said about the skinny jeans. Also, if you like them on me you should be willing to hop into them now that it's your turn right? Not that I...particularly care about you wearing them? I don't know. It just seems fair.
Your clothes are way more comfortable though. Getting dressed took me, like, under five minutes. I didn't even dry my hair! And my shower was a lot shorter too. No wonder you seem to have so much time to play videogames, being a guy cuts down required grooming time by about a million hours.