Probably for the same reason I'm a boy? Right now seal? Really? ...I'm going to die a virgin. I hate everything.
Kon Um. So. You should probably put one of your shirts on and throw one of your pairs of pants towards the bathroom door so I can put them on? The stuff I was wearing got...kind of uncomfortably tight in a kind of awful way. Girl underwear is definitely not built for guys, as I can now attest. If it needed attesting. Which I guess it doesn't.