I'm not sure if I find the fact that young people are still so willing to drink nearly fifty years in the future somewhat comforting or not. It seems there are some things that don't change through time while there are others, such as the ease at which they can make fools of themselves publicly via these communication boards, that do.
That being said, I must admit it was the other bit you said that drew me to this post. Two hearts, you say? That sounds absolutely fascinating.