I can prob get you a job at the bar I work for. I'm like, security and shit, but the owner is totes scared of me (hence how I got the job and the fact that I just sorta show up whenever and leave whenever and don't show up whenever...) so he does pretty much whatever I ask. So yeah. Use your regular ID, he won't check into it too much or anything, especially when I point out that you're one of my badass friends and that my badass friends can drink a lot meaning if we have me and you working? Tricksy and Thor will be in pretty often and jesus, Thor can drink a lot. I bet Tricksy can too.