Allana
There are so many potholes. I think I broke my tailbone, because that last road I went down? All potholes. I would describe the pain as unending. That good? Not yet. I'm thinking of checking out this grand canyon thing, see if it's actually all that grand. There's also a place called Death Valley that sounds cool.
I never figured your dad would have a difficult time getting people to use the "sir" thing. It's a little more respectful than I'm capable of being but, I mean, I'm sure there are plenty of respectful people out there. Yeah, I bet he does. Wouldn't surprise me.