Cade
Can you at least tell me there are lots of potholes or something? Otherwise the jealousy will actually be painful. Have you been anywhere cool yet? Which, I guess hearing about that won't help the painful jealousy, but oh well.
Things you are missing in Lawrence: My dad actually got someone to call him "sir," even if she spelled it "ser" and is from some place where that seems to be a normal form of address. Also demon blood detox guard detail as family time, a big family feud on simmer for now, and assorted other dramatics, but we're going with optimism/lightly amusing okay? I'm betting he still counts it.