Not the first time a married woman has told me th Glad I could be of service. You should've seen the look on his face.
I came in just to check the place out. Just out of curiosity or whatever. All that crap on the post about God had me thinking maybe I should give it another sh Thing is, the birthmark is pretty big, and the top two points of the inverted pentagram and the top bit of the circle stick up out of the collars of most shirts, unless I'm wearing turtle-necks. Which ain't gonna happen in July. So he assumes it's a tattoo and accuses me of being a Satanist, I give him the usually BS answer about something I did when I was young and stupid and drunk. We get into it, start yelling back and forth, and then he tries to kick me out of the church. So I tell him that church is supposed to be for everybody, and that if he doesn't realize that he shouldn't be a priest, and then he hit me in the face with the Bible. So much for giving God a second shot.