Yep. I'm the girlfriend, and to add even more crazy to your overflowing bucket of the stuff, know how I said there's different universes and shit? Well, here's the thing. My Thor and your Thor are not the same person. My Thor doesn't look just like your Thor. Mine is single, yours is not. So yeah. And don't worry, make him bring you to me, I'll fill you in on what I can and I can lead you to other people that know even more even though I've been here for what feels like ages. But not all at once. I apparently had a break in the middle.
Feel free to taze him again whenever. I wanna see if it still works. The van probably wouldn't work any more though.
I know, right? It's almost too bad I was mostly-taken when he showed up. And yeah, he's from yours. And no, you've never met. He's more on the Thor end of the spectrum. So saying your "world" is wrong, but your "dimension" is right.