Ruby
You actually manage to get rid of the bow-legged alcoholic and we'll be having the best day in a long time. Think you can carve him up small enough that even an angel can't bring him back? It would be like a reverse jigsaw puzzle.
Let me know if you need reinforcements. If you're back on our team even temporarily then you're back under our funding, so to speak.
Once that's done maybe we should pop over to Illchester. I hear they're having a wedding today at that church they rebuilt.