Um....I'm a little confused and that doesn't really happen often. I found this...communication board when I got on my phone. It hasn't particularly helped me figure out what is going on yet, though. I was just sitting in a restaurant waiting on a date (I met him on the internet, I was totally nervous, I had a lot of reasons to be, I mean agreeing to meet with someone you met on the internet is a little bit weird but we had so much in common and he seemed charming and my boss encouraged it, so I asked and he said yes and I still can't believe that he said yes...not the point, Katie) when suddenly I was here, and I can only assume that here is the midwest, by the landscape and everything....and of course my guess was all too right. I saw a sign and did a search on my phone (it's a really handy little thing, actually) and it says that I'm in Lawrence, Kansas, only I don't quite understand how I got here. AT first I thought I might be dreaming because I have dreams about strange things like this sometimes. I dream about waking up somewhere and then discovering I have powers like a superhero or something, but I know that it's completely illogical, so obviously I came to the conclusion that this has to be a dream. Then I pinched myself and it really hurt, but I didn't wake up. So the confusion from that is obviously that I'm not dreaming. Unless for some reason pinching wouldn't knock me out of my sleep, in which case I'd appreciate other solutions from you. If that's the case, though you'd all probably be parts of my subconscious or something of that kind. I don't know that I know any other ways that are supposed to wake you up. I really should brush up on psychology a little bit more.
Anyway, if this is real, then it's really weird. I don't know how I got here and the contacts in my phone aren't working. I already tried to call my best friend/boss and the number just doesn't work, so I thought it might be my phone, but it works for everything else, so it wouldn't make any sense to blame my phone on the issue. This means that something else is going on. The point is that I need help? Please? I probably should have said that from the beginning, actually. Sometimes I don't think of those things right away, it's not that I'm absentminded, it's just that my mind moves so fast that sometimes it's long gone before I even type or open my mouth. Normally I would look at the phone myself and fiddle with it, or even go directly to the store, but I'm not from here. I'm from California, actually. Southern California, so I'm not really sure where anything is. That leads back to the help thing. I definitely need it. And I should really shut up now.