I look like a badass in this gladiator crap, I have to admit.
No no, see, I just want to make sure the zoos in the area are taking good care of their monkeys! You can't just find a monkey. They don't just leave those lying around on the street, y'know? Which, hey, speaking of zoos. Don't they tag the animals they have there? Shouldn't there be a collar or an identifier or something on this gu on a hypothetical monkey that might have, like, escaped or something?