Do I have one of those faces that just screams marriage or something? Two women proposed to me today. Two complete ruttin strangers. They weren't even drunk, they can't claim drunk at me. They were gorram coherent. Makes me almost miss Jayne and Vera for scaring.
..Did I just say I miss Jayne? ...if he ever shows his face here and someone decides tellin him I said that is a fun idea, I'll deny it forever and say it was crazy water.