So hey, can somebody tell me how I ended up in this weird Kansas place? Because I've never even heard of Kansas before, and that's saying something because I've been all over Spira. A few times.
[ooc: So, the second bit is just the same thing again, with the added "And just in case there's some other Al Bhed here" line at the start of it. It's just... written in Al Bhed. It's a pretty simple "language" though, just letters switched with each other. Al Bhed Y=English/Spiran A and that sort of thing. So pups good with that sort of thing might figure it out!]