I probably shouldn’t have had that last Caf-Pow because clearly it was laced with something. How can I be in Kansas when I was just in Washington D.C.? I know I’m not asleep because I don’t dream about Kansas. I mean, who does dream about Kansas? Usually I dream about strange things, though not as strange as Kansas if you think about it. Maybe I am asleep because this is very weird and there’s some technology involved and also weirdness. And this is usually the part where Gibbs goes 'ABBS!' and I stop rambling.