Instead of interrogating me, you should really be focusing on what you're going to feed me. I'm a victim of cross world traveling trauma! My life is shattered in ruins, I'm baffled beyond belief! The world is ending, I have no money, and everything is falling apart all around me! This is a disaster! I need comfort and food! Food and comfort!
And if you're available after that, you and I could have ourselves a little shag too. My god, you are gorgeous.