"Well, you are both of those alright. Especially the second one." Lois tried to take another sip of her coffee, but found she had run out and wasn't even sure when that had happened. Muttering something about coffee never lasting, Lois got up and headed towards the coffee pot once more, only to turn at the last moment to see if Clark had anything with alcohol in it in the fridge. She didn't expect him to, it was Clark after all, so she wasn't surprised when she didn't see anything aside from chocolate milk and juice.
With a sigh she closed the fridge and went back for the coffee. "Well, at least she found out eventually. You know, you really should get a bottle of Jack or something. Sometimes people need a shot to get back to their normal brain patterns," she said as she poured herself another mug full.