Jennifer had already been looking for a pole to shove up his ass, when the blond did something that she didn't expect. Apologize. Albeit he was apologizing like a complete dork and his name was ridiculous, so she already decided his new name was Elf Boy as she lowered herself to the ground. She pulled a chuck of burning hair off and stared at it for a moment, before dropping it to the ground and sizing up the geek.
In seconds, she was fully healed. Indecent, yes, but healed. And he knew what she was somehow.
Cocking her head to the side and putting her hands on her hips, she said, "Um, how come everyone and their mom's seen Jennifer's Body? Like, I get it, the actress that played me is hot because hello do you see me right now? But it's SO not fair that everyone knows what I am. Are you going to run away too?" She only figured he was apologizing because he didn't want to be eaten. But he didn't need to worry about that because she was still riding high on those meaty chunks of hick that she had eaten when she had gotten to Kansas.
"Or do you really need my help? Because for real, if that's your way of distracting me, um, so lame and I might just eat you for that."