He was possibly the most entertaining drunk ever. She had thought about it a few times but he really was, the things he managed to come out with when tipsily walking home arm in arm with her. She'd just get him inside, she thought, her night of passion growing less and less likely as she realised her boyfriend could barely stand. Well, if it came to that, she'd waited months, she could wait for him to sleep off the alcohol. They were apparently the sun and the moon. She got the analogy alright but really. Sun and the Moon. He should do Broadway. "That's beautiful baby, really, and yeah of course I've missed you, its been strange, and lonely and the bed is always cold." But wait, the topic seemed to be making him sad. No, there shouldn't be sad. Ruby didn't like to see Sam sad, not now, not ever again. So it was, she found herself trying to change the subject when he did it for her.
There was a machine. A machine to fit her into the tight leather. Of course. It was logical. He was probably already working out a way to build one. It was offical then. She was in love with a drunken genius. Feeding him whiskey on occasion and setting him free to think of ideas like that was far too appealing a plan. It was probably a form of abuse. At the very least there would have to be some kind of drunken stand-up. She didn't want to shatter his illusions though, he liked his machine idea. And it had made him happy. "Only option is reverse engineering the dress. You'll have to strip me down and see just how I fit into it won't you. For science. They continued walking a little ways, Ruby still more amused than anything else now that he wasn't sad anymore and almost completely focused on the impressiveness of her ability to wear skintight leather. Coma Girl had good curves. Ruby had spotted that right away, and Sam's tastes seemed to have changed since the loss of Jessica. Darker, curvier women. Smaller too. Just like her. She knew she'd made herself his perfect woman, but she hoped she'd become that in other ways too. Ways that didn't just involve the body she inhabited. Of course right now she was pretty much involving the body all by herself.
They'd reached the steps leading to the door to their building finally and Ruby pulled Sam into a tight embrace letting his hands explore her and the leather he so liked to see her in just as much as he wanted. "You don't have a choice you know, you'll never know how I fit in if you don't experiment" she insisted using her vantage point higher up on the steps to kiss him at equal height. It was a rare oppertunity after all.