WHO: Clark Kent, Lois Lane, and OPEN. WHAT: Confusion! WHEN: Afternoon. WHERE: Lawrence, Kansas. RATING: TBD. STATUS: In progress!
Aliens from another planet? They existed. Spaceships? Also real. People that were mutated from kryptonite? Yes. That happened too. With the special powers and everything. Those were all odd things, but they were odd things that Clark Kent was very much used to. What he was not used to, was stepping out of the Daily Planet only to find himself standing in the middle of a place that was very much not Metropolis. Lawrence. That was what he had been told when he'd asked for directions. That was miles from Metropolis! And the last he checked? His abilities were fully functioning and completely in the order. So what in the name of all that was good in the world was going on, exactly?
Clark tugged at the black tie that was looped around his neck. He wasn't exactly dressed for travel either. Standing outside a convenience store, the reporter peered ahead and squinted down the road. It all seemed fairly quiet. If he took off now, he'd be able to get back home without drawing in any attention.
A few minutes later, after jumping all over the state, Clark fell to a halt right back in that very same spot in front of the store again.